Time=Insanity.

Ahem.
I have only been back to school for a week and a half. Why does it feel like I have been here for 3 months? It is the strangest thing. I honestly feel like each day has lasted 10X the normal amount of time. Maybe I am going insane. Or perhaps I have been sucked into some sort of time warp, where time ticks more slowly. I wonder what effect this has on aging? What if in another month I escape from this time warp looking like I am 50 or something? That would be unfortunate.

Putting aside the fact that I am either losing my sanity or stuck in some freakish time warp, it has been a fairly dramatic semester so far. I'm sure you would love me to entertain you with juicy details of my exciting life, but alas I will not. You will have to guess at what has been happening. (Just don't let your imagination run too wild. I did not do anything illegal.) Let me just say this: it is going to be one interesting semester, and I will definitely need God to help me through the insanity.

Also, I have discovered some new music: Lydia. (Well I guess I should be honest-- I definitely had help "discovering" them. But what can I say, I am learning about conquistadors in history and my greedy thirst for glory took over.)
Another interesting tidbit I have learned so far this semester: The Caf has actually improved the quality of their chicken! Wow. Now I no longer have to worry about getting a disease after eating it.
And finally, I am just as clumsy in 2010 as I was in 2009. I have tripped, hit my elbow numerous times, and spilled cranberry juice on my shirt. (I think I spit something at one point too. It is a gross problem to have.) Too bad this stinking time warp couldn't have given me super powers. Fail, time warp. Fail.